cr: NOT MY SON!! | do not edit.
cr: NOT MY SON!! | do not edit.
hoseokah, jiminie, yoongi

D: why r u like this

fuck: ziMIIIN
marry: [shudders] [looks around] [whimpers] [wails] [whispers] yoongi
get drunk with: hoPE-aH jeDINE!!!

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

  • me: *accidentally says something that rhymes*
  • me: YOOOOOO


how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 


id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there


I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.


making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again


pros and cons of being friends with me



  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge


  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out